Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The tale of two different whizzinators

There are two different Whizzinators being sold by two different companies.  I've had a few of my clients ask about them and there seems to be some confusion in regards to operation so I thought I would clear it up here. One whizzinator requires one hand to operate and the other requires two hands.  One is sold by ALS and the other is sold by Massive Dynamics.  I've used products made by Massive Dynamics and I have written my reviews about them both good and bad.  I have never used any products produced by ALS so this will be a first for me.

ALS sells the Whizzinator Touch and according to their website the "Whizzinator Touch is an awesome discreet synthetic urine device that is safe for all types of fun scenarios. This disease-free synthetic urine device includes medical grade urine, ultra-quiet flow system, and is very easy to use. Available in The Whizzinator Touch White, The Whizzinator Touch Tan, The Whizzinator Touch latino, The Whizzinator Touch Brown, and The Whizzinator Touch Black."


There seems to be some confusion that the Whizzinator Touch requires only one hand to operate.  The Whizzinator Touch that I received required two hands. It operates by using one hand to pinch the tip closed and the other hand to open the flow valve.  After opening the flow valve you must continue to squeeze the tip of the prosthetic until you're ready to use it.  When you stop squeezing the tip of the prosthetic the synthetic urine is allowed to flow. Although this is not a bad method it is in opposition to their video which states in text that "all you have to do is squeeze and let it flow".   As of the publishing date of this blog their website doesn't state whether one or two hands are required to operate their prosthetic.  However, they have apparently advertised in magazines and stated that you only need one hand to operate their prosthetic.  That's where the confusion comes in when some of my clients have received their Whizzinator Touch and discovered that they  needed two hands to operate it.  Not that any of my clients complained as the product they ordered performed perfectly. Just a bit of confusion as to how it operates.





Massive Dynamics sells the Real Whizzinator XXX 1 and according to their website it "has a touch sensitive internal pinch valve located near the tip of the prosthetic that's used to start and stop the flow of synthetic urine. The real Whizzinator XXX 1 has a touch sensitive internal pinch valve located near the tip of the prosthetic that is used to start and stop the flow of synthetic urine. Pinch on the shaft of the prosthetic when you want the synthetic urine to flow and stop pinching when you want it to stop flowing. No other valves need to be turned on or off which means you only have to use one hand to operate the real Whizzinator XXX 1. The area of the prosthetic where you pinch is the same area in which you would hold your penis during normal urination."

The Real Whizzinator XXX 1 that I ordered did only require one hand to operate as advertised.  It is produced by the same company that makes the Pissinator and it is apparently the same device with the only difference being the free refill offer. Since I have reviewed the Pissinator already I'll just post the link to it here to save time.

You'll be happy with your results no matter which product you choose.  The only reason I felt this review was necessary was clear up a little confusion as to how to operate them.


Good Luck